I do pretty well in SOME crazy parenting situations.

So I am boiling water on the stove and doing some prep work for our food. The kids dig out this little push cart thing and about three minutes I hear Hannah SCREAM so loud. I rush over and her thumb is pinned in the top of the cart. It was red and purple and I could not get out and the cart needed to be held up so it would not crush her finger more.. UGH.

So we are in the living room at this point. I yell to Abe to get the butter from the fridge (I could not leave her and the cart.) He took everything out but the butter and his stool was NOT in the kitchen so he could NOT get me the coconut oil. I just asked him to sit back down and PLEASE keep quite, I needed to think. FAST.

I see that Matt did not give the Pam’s cooking spray back to my parents and it is on top of the stove. Above the boiling water….. So I slowly drag myself,the cart and poor Hannah over to the stove and had to grab the wooden spoon and knock the Pam off the stove, over the boiling water with out burning myself, Hannah or pinching her finger even worse. UGH!

I GOT IT ONE DAMN TRY, WITHOUT BURNING MYSELF OR MY CHILD!

I had to pop the cover off with my damn neck and sprayed like a lunatic and it finally slid right out! She is ok now. It was AWFUL.